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But to fuck a man whose dick has stretched your walls more times than you can count is another experience entirely. Your pussy curves to him so perfectly it feels custom made. Secure in the knowledge that he knows exactly how to fuck you, no instruction required, you can simply open up and surrender to him.

Yesterday my friends at What Black Men Want (whom I owe a guest post that I am woefully overdue on and am publicly shaming myself for as an act of contrition) schooled the ladies on how to keep a Black man happy. The list was beautiful in its simplicity. But we gals are a bit more complex, so here is my ultimate guide to making your (Black) woman happy.

I've always believed that life would be better for everyone if we were all just nicer and more careful with the people we care about, but it's easier said than done. There's a fine line between vigilance and nonchalance - too much care is smothering and too little is hurtful neglect.

Your bed is sliding across the room as he flings you and fucks you. He's giving new meaning to the word manhandle. You feel every muscle in your body as he bends you, twists you, pulls you. Never losing his rhythm as his dick pounds into you relentlessly.

The truth is though that finding the middle ground between pushover and pain in the ass is hard as shit. Any woman in a relationship will tell you that on any given day her man will do at least one thing that annoys the entire shit out of her. And deciding whether or not to speak on it requires an algorithm more complicated than anything Google can come up with.

I have a job, a life, a blog, various and sundry issues I need to deal with, and a man to tend to and I just cannot keep up. I'm awesome, but not this awesome.

He really wants you to do it. You really don't want to do it. Who shall prevail?

This is the shit that I say. What do you guys say?

Because the truth is I want my easy breezy sail through with a smile on my face life back. This shit is for the birds. Because I don't like to work hard.

This week on Ask Max we have a question from @Cherifurieux wondering what to do with all the boys sweating her. Read on for the problem and my advice