But I Don’t Want To (A Nasty Friday Pickle)
2012
Because the truth is I want my easy breezy sail through with a smile on my face life back. This shit is for the birds. Because I don't like to work hard.
Read moreThis week on Ask Max we have a question from @Cherifurieux wondering what to do with all the boys sweating her. Read on for the problem and my advice
Read moreAfter years and years of being chronically dizzy, I've come up with a few strategies that go a long way to helping me stay on top of most of my shit. And since I know I'm not the only one out there with the curse of the scatterbrain, I thought it was only right that I share them with all of you.
Read moreLet me just say this for the record. I know we're not supposed to question God. I know that He is beyond comprehension and He has a reason and a purpose for everything and I'm supposed to just have faith in Him and not ask why. And if you know me in real life you know I'm pretty awesome at that most of the time. But I have just this one tiny question that I just have to ask Him.
Read moreBe generous. Generosity is a beautiful thing. Give freely and lovingly. But carve off what you need for yourself first. Draw a line and say you can have everything else, but this shit right here is for me and you can't have it.
Read moreThis week on Ask Max we have a question from a young lady wondering if she needs needs to be more feminine to get a man. Read on for the problem and my advice
Read moreThe Thing About Squirting (A Nasty Friday Throwback)
2012
For the past few weeks I've been immersing myself in the wonderful world of the female orgasm. Surprisingly enough, this is something I'd not given much thought to in my life. Now after Googling every possible iteration of "squirting girls", I'm on overload. After a lot of marinating, this is what I've learned about squirting.
Read moreHow do you deal with watching someone you love hurt himself? Are we obligated to jump in and help or are we allowed to prioritize our own shit over theirs? Is choosing to walk away and not watch being selfish, or is it giving them the space to work through their shit? What do you do when your friends or family hurt themselves?
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