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Okay. So here's the situation: Boy meets Girl. They date, enjoy themselves, date some more. Feelings grow, bonds develop, they realize they don't want to date anyone else. They have a conversation in which they agree that they want to keep dating, they're only dating each other and no one is going to date anyone else. Therefore they're boyfriend and girlfriend right? Wrong. Apparently.

If you don't want to be in a relationship, don't act like you're in one. If you're emotionally unavailable, fucking act like it. Maybe in a perfect world it's enough to just say it once and then act the complete opposite, but in the real world you're confusing the entire fuck out of people with the boyfriend shit you do. So if you don't want to be a boyfriend, please refrain from engaging in the following acts

A short list of things women do that makes of think that they're really trying to sneak us into a monogamous relationship; or 'girlfriend shit' for short.