http://max-logic.com

Because the truth is I want my easy breezy sail through with a smile on my face life back. This shit is for the birds. Because I don't like to work hard.

After years and years of being chronically dizzy, I've come up with a few strategies that go a long way to helping me stay on top of most of my shit. And since I know I'm not the only one out there with the curse of the scatterbrain, I thought it was only right that I share them with all of you.

Be generous. Generosity is a beautiful thing. Give freely and lovingly. But carve off what you need for yourself first. Draw a line and say you can have everything else, but this shit right here is for me and you can't have it.

There are plenty of things in the world that we have the right to be smug about. You have an MBA? Great - feel yourself. Shortlisted for the Giller Prize? Yes! Go tell it on the mountains. But there are too many people out here walking around stroking their own nuts for very little reason.

One of the things I've always loved about living alone is having the freedom to follow a thought to its natural conclusion. The privacy to open my eyes to 10%, stare at the right side of my nose, and chant weird things without ridicule. The space and time to do what I must to get some fucking enlightenment dammit! But instead I'm a prisoner of my random and useless thoughts, struggling to break through to my zen.