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He really wants you to do it. You really don't want to do it. Who shall prevail?

A few weeks ago my friend Claire at Lelo hit me up and asked if I'd be interested in trying out their new line of couples' massagers and of course I jumped at the chance. So she sent me the Tiani which is basically a wireless wearable massager.

To shed some much-needed light on this discussion, the Sardonically-Barbed one is here to weigh in on why we gals just can't seem to get our itches scratched when we need to.

One of my very favourite things about this blog is getting feedback from my readers. I love it when people write me and tell me they love the blog and I love it even more when they say I'm their friend in their head. I love when readers ask for advice and I love when they follow up with me to tell me what happened when they followed it. But what I love most of all is when people write me to say "Max you were right".

As you guys know, I'm a big fan of casual sex. Not necessarily for me personally, but as a concept. Just had to make that clear. But what you might not know about me is that I am also a big fan of order and decorum. I believe that every situation is improved when everyone goes into it with a little bit of behaviour and respects the rules. But of course when hormones get involved everyone wants to get buck wild and just act any any all how (as my mum would say) and that's how no-strings sex turns into a shit show.