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The truth is though that finding the middle ground between pushover and pain in the ass is hard as shit. Any woman in a relationship will tell you that on any given day her man will do at least one thing that annoys the entire shit out of her. And deciding whether or not to speak on it requires an algorithm more complicated than anything Google can come up with.

The modern woman's urge to be independent just brings us further and further apart from our men. As she so eloquently puts it "We pee sitting down for a reason. He stands up for a reason. Know your position".

But as lucky as I am to have a great dad, I can't help but wonder sometimes how my dad's awesomeness affects me. We all know that women with fucked up fathers often grow up to be a little messed up themselves, but what about women with good dads? If having a father who was never there makes us grow up unable to count on anyone, what does having a father who is always there do?

Being that I effortlessly stride the line between girl and dude - adopting only the best characteristics of both with none of the bad habits - I'm not really guilty of any of the sayings in any of these “shit ___ says” videos. But they did get me thinking about the kind of (dumb) shit girls say all the time. And since bloggers are nothing if not unoriginal, I figured I'd make my own list of shit girls say.

I don't know if it's just way too many stupid bitches out there, or women are walking around not realizing they're stupid bitches. But no matter because today I'm doing my part to right this wrong. If one willfully stupid bitch reads this post and is shamed into doing better, my job is done. And if one oblivious stupid bitch reads this and realizes that she is in fact a stupid bitch, I'll have earned my wings. If you're wondering whether you might be a stupid bitch, read on.